BlackPantAudrey

My perfect black pant

would be

side-zip

no pockets

Fashionistas carry

purses to avoid

pockets that create an unflattering horizontal line

My perfect black pant

would be the perfect

length

With hem to raise or lower

as Karl Lagerfield and my shoe choice

Dictate

My perfect black pant

Would be perfectly slim cigarette cut

Audrey Hepburn

Where did you shop

For Alas, my perfect black pant

Eludes me

So for now I wear

Dresses